Lies, Damned Lies and Performance Tests

Mark Twain attributed the phrase "Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics" to British Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli, which suits the Prime Minister's known wit, although its provenance has been questioned. If Twain or Disraeli had lived in the days of computers and software, he probably would have coined the phrase as "Lies, Damned Lies and Performance Tests." Perhaps Twain's great novel of Americans touring the desolate Holy Land of the late 19th century might have been called, "