Who Are You Going to Tell?

There is an old joke about a rabbi who goes golfing on Yom Kippur, although I am sure there are variants about an imam in ramadan or priest during Lent. It is such a beautiful day, and the rabbi never gets a chance on the links, so he skips synagogue and heads out. On the first hole, he swings... hole in one! He cannot believe it! He moves on to the second.